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Wednesday, July 21, 2010


The University of the Philippines Board of Regents has officially opened nominations for the next UP President in preparation for when Dr. Emerlinda R. Roman ends her term on February 9, 2011. I hereby nominate MANNY 'PACMAN' PACQUIAO as UP's next president based on the following reasons:

  1.  Pacquiao fits the criteria of being "a national and  international renowned Filipino", ergo...
  2.  He will not have a hard time seeking funding for the UP System from outside sources.
  3. He will prioritize the UP's Sports Agenda so that we may win the championship at the UAAP.
  4. He couldn't care less about "politics" in the academe.
  5. Together with UP Law Dean Marvic Leonen, they could solve the MILF crisis and finally bring peace to Mindanao.
  6.  Jinky Pacquiao could take courses at UP upon the UP President's discretion. She doesn't need to fear the UPCAT.
  7. He has better abs than the oblation.
  8. If number two above fails, Pacman can donate some of his earnings to UP programs that need funding.
  9. Let him inspire the youth by serving in the country's foremost State University. He should forget congress and the crocodiles inhabiting its chambers.
  10. If he can get away with his outfit pictured above... he'll look dashing donning the 'sablay' during commencement exercises.

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