tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5128377300453490127.post1640100925278324716..comments2020-04-14T14:27:53.835+08:00Comments on guavas, cows and crocodiles: 10 IDEAS TO REPLACE THE CEMENT PINE TREEAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16764836910176913439noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5128377300453490127.post-66822428639303909742010-02-28T19:10:51.170+08:002010-02-28T19:10:51.170+08:00The Cement Pine Tree is gone. It was reduce to rub...The Cement Pine Tree is gone. It was reduce to rubble sometime this past week.Turk182https://www.blogger.com/profile/14786088811687569723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5128377300453490127.post-59432722528803091642010-02-19T05:22:47.469+08:002010-02-19T05:22:47.469+08:00now, now Waldo and Rory -- and I was sooooo tempte...now, now Waldo and Rory -- and I was sooooo tempted to put that man-in-the-barrel in the list but I thought it to be too much of a cliche. And then here are both of you suggesting it?!<br /><br />My version though would be a replica of the Congressman who put the cement pine tree up, inside a barrel, and when the barrel is lifted -- NOTHING! He has no balls. Hahahaha! Or maybe just a weenie bit of a male organ. Hahahahahaha!<br /><br />I'm watching too much gay porn...<br /><br />but then again, no... otherwise the congressman-in-the-barrel would have a ginormous sex organ!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16764836910176913439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5128377300453490127.post-79554127837403613622010-02-19T00:14:20.035+08:002010-02-19T00:14:20.035+08:00How about replacing something tacky with something...How about replacing something tacky with something even more apropos: a giant mechanical "man in the barrel", with a 10 meter member on a spring? At each hour the barrel would raise and the member would strike a gong the appropriate number of times!<br />The city can set up a souvenir store directly below and sell miniature versions to the touristas.Waldohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09411518608801557847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5128377300453490127.post-61193388855615858652010-02-18T23:44:30.878+08:002010-02-18T23:44:30.878+08:00Can I add a number 11, which was inspired when I s...Can I add a number 11, which was inspired when I saw the first one about "erecting" a giant strawberry. One of my quintessential Baguio memories is the man-in-a-barrel wood carving where when you lift the barrel off the man, a giant, err, phallus springs out.<br /><br />I have met a few people here, mostly older men who probably served in the Navy or maybe Air Force. They remember Baguio fondly and had a twinkle in their eye when they asked whether I ever played with one of those things. There was an antique store next to us in the old Empire Building that sold the man-in-a-barrel wood carvings along with the dogs playing billiards and cards.Rory dela Pazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16040390718091033821noreply@blogger.com